Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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