You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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