i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
