can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i drank out of a bidet.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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