Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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