whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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