so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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