Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
they need to just BURY HIM!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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