Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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