we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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