The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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