belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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