I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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