i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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