3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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