Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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