My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
