In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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