why didn't you poke me back
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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