2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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