i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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