i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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