Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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