Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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