whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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