Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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