Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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