There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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