i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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