You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
