Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
wow bdsm is so cute
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