Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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