I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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