You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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