try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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