what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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