Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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