the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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