when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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