omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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