Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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