are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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