How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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