My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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