I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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