he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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