Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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