Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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