You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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