i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Dear god my vagina.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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