i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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