sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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