talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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