I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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