Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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