well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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